No Frog People, Please!

by Rev. Jim LeMaster of Colorado

If you are one of those folks that believe in the Theory of Evolution (and I am), I am sure that you often look around you and think about just where we all really evolved from! (Personally, my own image of God the Great Engineer has space for both God and Evolution, but more on that another time.) The primary (primate-ly) theory is that Humans evolved from an earlier species of Primate. However, as I look around, especially at so many of our Senior citizens (one of which I am rapidly becoming), I think that the Evolutionists may not have looked back far enough to find our earliest ancestors!

Look at what to a human as they age: teeth are lost; hair is lost, a pot belly tends to grow; the eyes begin to pop; and the legs go thin and bowed.

This is not the look of a primate. This is the look of a Bull Frog! Add to the physical similarity the chin-out, irritable attitude and we have a case for people turning back from whence they came!

However, I do not think that it is inevitable that we must become Frog People as we grow older. My wife and I have decided to do everything in our power to NOT become Frog People.

We invite you to do the same.

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